Gidget Goes to Hell
Harbinger summer moon hugs the horizon
The Suburban Lawns screeching art school punk
Su Tissue a psychotic bird
Her eyes wide darting, warbling comatose helium-induced screams
We are filled with Ludes and cheap pitchers
As Rick shanks the mosh pit with his rage
Growling at the world
Elbows jabbing, legs kicking to the staccato beat
His body a tsunami on the dance floor
overwhelming all in its path
He gouges the smoke-filled room with bare hands
ripping out the still-beating heart
of the Long Beach night
Lakewood Punks circle
Sharks sensing blood
Predators swimming in waters
Where they are not welcome
Our Ocean
Our Beach
Our Club
Fuck Off, Lakewood
You post-war, cookie-cutter gateway to Hawaiian Gardens
Grand-slammin’ burb-ghetto of the original Denny’s
Our bodies move in slow motion blur
Lips and cheeks numb from prescription hypnotics
while Rick dances first-degree murder
He thinks about his brother's cells rebelling against themselves
He fights the Monster the only way he knows how
Lashing Out
Wounding Air
Looking to bare-fist the cancer
But knowing tonight, anything will do
The Suburban Lawns play Gidget Goes to Hell:
Gidget gets a hand
Into Daddy's pocket
Silver keys, shiny red sports car
Speed-shift, baby, on PCH, yeah
She's not goin' to school
Surfer's rule!
Oh, Gidget goes to hell!
Arms like psychotic wheat
Lakewood punks pinballing off Rick
Slamming, bouncing, boomeranging
Until Rick detonates his suicide vest intention
A body flies into the drumkit on the beat
The stage now a black hole sucking in violence
Another Lakewood Punk rolls over a table
Leaving spilled beer and anger in his wake
It’s an All-American Movie Barroom Brawl
With Rick as its sun, pulling in furious worlds
Fighting three to one, a Lakewood Punk pounds his back
as he smashes another to the floor
Beer mugs fly in slow motion
Missiles leaving thick golden liquid contrails
of alcohol assured destruction
I bushwhack through flesh and bone
past bodies thrown into the tempest’s path
I am spun around by unseen hands
a knuckle introduces itself to my forehead
My glasses fly, shock stars burst
Blind and suddenly enfolded in tree trunk arms
A bouncer from a thousand miles away shouts:
Stop that shit!
As my inner child screams
I didn’t start it!
Secretly glad I was saved from future hurt
Ashamed at the cowardice of the thought
My pride more pummeled than my face
But then it stops
All of it, as suddenly as it had begun
The Eye of the Storm
A dark cloud front of panting bodies part
Revealing Rick
Half-naked dangling commando
An exhausted, exposed Noah punch-drunk wavering
His pants shredded, gone, Houdinied from the brawl
Like magic, Grandfather clocking for all to see
The house lights up as wounded punk warriors limp off
Slipping on minefields of beer-soaked French fries and nachos
The Suburban Lawns gingerly reassemble on stage
Theatre Art kids traumatized at dress-up suddenly real
A Lakewood Punk staggers into frame
Spitting sparks into dry tinder
Yells at Rick
WHY? WHY DID YOU START THAT FIGHT?
(My brother might die, and I don’t know what to do)
But, synapses refuse to connect with speech
Rick pauses, fish-gasping explanations
But, sometimes a fist is worth a thousand words
So, he answers with a hard right to Lakewood’s temple
And the room explodes again
My eyes visionless in fuzzy conflagration
A soft filter belying a war zone
The crowd becomes a single beast of faces and body parts
A living entity, its maw chewing rage
Electrified, feeding and enlarging
A summer thunderstorm threatening apocalyptic wildfire
Quick, unpredictable, violent
Then just as suddenly
Gone again
Christie and Rick stand bloodied Tony and Maria
Bathed in light, alone on the dance floor
Christie covers Rick with a borrowed flannel shirt
A 99-cent thrift store kilt with sleeves
She tenderly wipes taffy spit strands from his face
The crowd thins, dissipates, sniffing for the next thing
Searching for new chapters written in blood and insanity
The Nugget-A-Go-Go fades to grey
The tchotchkes of violence sprawl on the sticky floor
To be swept up and sanitized
Until the next show
I search for my glasses in house twilight
And find them cowering under the bar
The damaged frames twisted and wrecked
I put them on
One lens scuffed and dangling
As we stagger out,
licking wounds both real and psychic
I drive home alone under the ghostly nightlight pall
The satellite reflection stings my face
El Camino roaring alone in breakneck 405 emptiness
Window-open, wind rushing, nearly blind
My foot pedal to the metal
I’m Gidget Gone to Hell
breathing the hot, frictioned air of the summer night
Howling at the fast lane’s bitter, leering moon